How to write about women

Now we all know that when it comes to writing about women, its quite a simple task, because women are simple. I mean come on, they do not do much right? They are born with potholders in their hand, a recipe for penne arrabiata in their brains, the perfect cleaning method for getting juice stains removed from the rug, ensuring that the next batch of laundry is already loaded into the machine whilst the previous load is drying. They don't have ambition, nor should they, primarily they are baby makers and housekeepers.

An average day in a woman's life consists of the usual wearing frumpy dresses,twenty four – seven, cleaning, cooking, preparing her husbands favourite dinner for when he gets home, oh and not forgetting taking care of and carrying the babies in her womb. Women should generally be content with their chores and home life as everything is handed to them on a silver plate. After all these tasks have been drilled into her mind ever since she was a little girl, just think back to when she would sit in her room and play house. Women's only life goal is to meet the pleasures of both her husband and children, she was raised to be the perfect lady and ultimately housewife, after all the best women are stay at home moms. Women do not need anytime for themselves, they do not need a spa day or a day where their husbands take the kids out for the afternoon so that they can enjoy some peace and quite. You must be high on drugs if you think for one millisecond that women deserve that, its simply unacceptable I mean what do they do that enables them to think of such things? The tasks they do are quite simple and require minimal energy to be put into them, a monkey would be able to do it.

You must never forget to emphasize the fact that women are fragile beings as they aren't really educated, therefor don't understand the world like men, its better to entrust them with simple tasks. Women are one hundred percent incompetent when it comes to realizing what is happening around them, they also don't need to be consulted when it comes time to discuss important issues as their opinions are of no consequence. The ideal tasks for women consist of doing the laundry, making coffee and keeping the house clean and tidy. The superior males are of course the breadwinners they can handle anything that is thrown their way and make a success of their work and home life.

You may be sitting there writing this thinking, wait hold on maybe there is a one in a million possibility that women can actually be successful and for once be the breadwinners, No!! Never in a million years! Everyone knows that the day women begin being the breadwinners, will be the day pigs fly.

As long as you do not fail to mention the information above, and take them into consideration, you will be just fine, good luck!